we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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