So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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