CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Randomize
