Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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