That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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