whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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