in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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