She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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