I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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