i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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