STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
