singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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