you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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