and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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