how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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