i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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