Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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