Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
