So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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