i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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