are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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