I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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