I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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