Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I love having hate sex.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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