just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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