I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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