Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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