i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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