our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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