She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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