You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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