Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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