I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
