I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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