My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
You have to summon your inner elephant
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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