Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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