so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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