It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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