so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I deserve this hangover.
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