u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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