i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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