What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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