She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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