Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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