I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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