I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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