Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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