I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
