Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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