let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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