Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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