how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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