just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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