Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Do vagina's smell?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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