i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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